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jajangalang

A limp penis.
I was walking down the street the other day with a coke in one hand and my jajangalang flapping in the breeze.
jajangalang by M.Grizzle March 7, 2009
Words you can keep

jangalang 

Old 1930's slang for homosexual. See it for yourself in a movie called "Life" Eddie Murphy and Martin Larwence. Bernie Mac plays the homosexual and his nickname is ....you guessed it....
Jangalang how many men are you going to try to have sex with?
jangalang by Dawana December 15, 2006

jangalang 

Nick name for a fellow that is well endowed..........if you know what I mean. Meaning that it's so long, it sounds like a large chain when pulling it out.
She called me Frank till she saw me naked, now she calls me jangalang.
jangalang by Roachleg May 19, 2006

Jangalang stallings 

A submissive man who allows woman to walk all over him.
Jangalang stallings by Pprda September 16, 2020

jangalang 

you dickheads. Jangalang is money. Cash, moola, dolla dolla bill ya'll, bones, mice, benjamins, dollars.., currency..

usually coin-age, chump change, cuz it Jang-a-langs when you creep on up crazy mutha fuckas
".. Hey mayne, you gots my Jangalang.."
jangalang by Reverend S. Fresh September 16, 2005

jangalanga

When something appears seemingly out of nowhere.
'Their hostility was jangalanga.
jangalanga by Dinoclaire101 May 23, 2018

jangalang 

Used by idiots who think bad grammar is 'cool.'
If you have so much money, why not take grammar classes so you don't sound like a moron?
jangalang by Derick Devastol August 22, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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