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guy 1- “ hey don’t fuck this shit up”
guy 2- “ugh leave it he’s jaideo”
jaideo by freddieismysugardaddy November 23, 2021
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Jaides look cold and scary at first but when you get to know them, you actually find a goofy and loud person. Jaides aren't afraid to speak their mind and don't care who they offend while they're at it. If a Jaide "offends" you she's probably telling the truth. Jaides are the most obnoxious and loud people in the whole world but in the end she'll always win you over by making you laugh. Jaides are the type of people you see on the streets and wonder secretly if they're high on something. She is a confident and overly extra person you'll meet. Guys will trash-talk her mostly because they can't get laid or have gotten friend zoned by her. Jaides have high-standards, if you ever think of getting with a Jaide, make sure you're up to them :) Jaides hate a lot of people. You're lucky if you're not one of them. She will mostly describe other people who aren't her friends "gay" "desperate" "Annoying". Some of the phrases she uses are "That's a problem" "True" "So gay". Don't mess with a Jaide, or her friends because she'll probably come after you if you do.
"Do you know Jaide?"

"Yeah you?"

"Yeah wait didn't you get friend-zoned by her?"

"Didn't you?"
Jaide by life:) June 16, 2018
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jaiden animations 

1. An awesome YouTuber and if you hate her, you suck
2. A person who's still human and is not a goddess
Person: Jaiden Animations is a STELLAR (notice me Jaiden for saying stellar) YouTuber.
jaiden animations by Youtuber101 August 16, 2017

Jaidelyn 

A short, sweet, honest person who is really funny yet annoying, and makes it hard to focus on what your doing because she makes you laugh so much and distracts you. She’s never afraid to state her opinion either.
That girl must be named Jaidelyn... she’s so short and funny, and always stating her mind.
Jaidelyn by Jsndbdjdj June 4, 2018
Jaides look scary at first but aren't actually get your facts right... they're not. They will speak their mind and don't care who they offend while they're at it. She is the type of person you see in public and wonder if she's high on anything. Truthfully, she doesn't really need anything to get high... because she's naturally obnoxious. Most Jaides have a resting bitch face. But seriously, Jaides are funny, loud, extra loud and good friends. Jaides know everything, there's no point in hiding anything from them. They are trustworthy and will stay by your side no matter what. Jaides are the type of girl guys will talk shit about just because she rejected them. In short, Jaides have standards, don't try unless you're up to them :)
"You know Jaide?"

"Yeah, do you? Oh wait didn't you get friendzoned?"

"Didn't you?"
Jaide by life:) June 16, 2018
A totally smart, sarcastic, hilarious person. A Jaiden is always distracted, and only gives their attention to one thing in and out of school. They are sweet, and like to cuddle but also like to keep their distance from people. They aren't one for socializing and tend to lean towards drawing, reading, and singing. Even though they are shy, they love to talk and laugh with anyone who will try to talk to them. Jaiden is also a very talented athlete

So overall, Jaidens are sweet, loving poeple. They seem dark and kinda scary, but don't be afraid to come up and talk to them. Once you get to know them, they are amazing friends. Will be successful with his athletic talent ,try to be open and truthful and kind. If you found a Jaiden, hold onto them:)
I wanna be like Jaiden, he's very funny
Jaiden by Piper Kid123 December 24, 2018

Jaiden lee 

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