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a stupid guy that lives in antartica but hes funny and cool full stop also loves simon and gay porn
jahleys ass is fat

yeah i know but hes taken by simon
jahley by victorialoveshadia November 28, 2021
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A girl who has a great personality she is beautiful, strong, and smart, no one can fool her. She will put up with alot of bullshit, but only for the people she loves.
"You know that girl Jahlea? Don't you just love her! "
jahlea by URBAN Co. March 16, 2017
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A beautiful girl. She is nice to everyone and one of the most caring girls you've ever met. Her heart is made of gold. Her smile lights up the rooms. All the guys will want her, the girls will hate her. She will the one that no one will forget!
Remember when I dated that Jailey girl? She was amazing.
Jailey by SJM0188 December 20, 2016
Bad ass girl who think that she's right but she is really funny caring and a good actor she can sometimes be stubborn but lovable as well above all when she says she loves you she meand it. Plus she's a great fighter and will protect you at all costs.shy towards new people she meet but when you get to know her she will act her self. Cracking you up for days
I love you Jaleya
jaleya by Goldemboy92100 January 24, 2015
The most amazing girl to ever grace this planet. Her breathtaking looks have all the guys turning heads as she passes by. Who knew someone so caring and intelligent was out there? Jashley's are known to be affectionate and truly give it their all when it comes to family and friends.

She will go out of her way to be the best towards everybody. Her flirty ways and beautiful personality has all the guys attracted to her. To top it all off, she has the looks of a Cape Verdean goddess.

The most likeable person to set foot on this planet. Everywhere she goes, people wanna talk to her and be her friend. Without her, their days are just incomplete.
Friend 1: I wish I had some excitement in my life and someone to bring a smile to my face
Friend 2: dude I know how you feel, you need a Jashley in your life!
Jashley by omermeetsworld March 17, 2015
The dead set hottest girl you will ever come across if you do stumble across perfection and it has arms and legs I can guarantee you found her.

Best body and nicest girl going 👌
Jahney ya bitch
jahney by Hanna Baker April 25, 2017
A wonderful person who’s sense of humor is different from most. Can be shy at times but with the right people she will come out of her shell ASAP! Very beautiful and nice to people. But if she’s with rude people she would have no problem standing up to them. Overall a very nice unique person.
Have you met Jaleyah? She’s had a unique sense of humor and she’s very chill.
Jaleyah by Ghostit March 14, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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