A very controversial person. He has a lot to say and likes debates and interesting discussions. Can be an introvert and extrovert depending on the day or in what mood he is in. Also almost nobody can pronounce his name.
Person: What is your name Him: Jahaziel
Person: Repeat that please
Him: JAHAZIEL
Person: Ja...Ja... Jaquezil???
Him: You know what forget it?
She is an ordinary woman with an EXTRAORDINARY GOD.
She is capable of amazing things. She is extremely soft-hearted, compassionate, forgiving loving, sweet, talented and smart. She faces lots of challenges in life but she's strong enough to overcome all of it because she strongly believes that God is within her. Her faith is so deep and she trusted God more than her circumstances.
One of the most hardworking and amazing person you will ever meet. He has so much potential and will go very far with it. And will eventually marry Ashley.
Emotionless. Pure greatness. Does not take long to know them. They are them selves 100% of the time from the moment you meet them. Self taught and can do and learn anything and become great at it. Either loved or hated, no in between. Will be loyal to you even if you are not loyal to them.
Tommy: As I get older I realize how great jahael really is as a human
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.