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someone who licks random people
"Eww get away from me you Jasazel"
jasazel by AlCat March 9, 2005
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My sexy ass girlfriend
Damn have you seen Alex’s girl Jasabel? She’s bad af!
Jasabel by Bosabark October 13, 2020
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jasabella 

A sexy mother fucker big ass has a friend called Callum and he gets very horny over her peng as
Oh is that a sexy Jasabella over there
jasabella by Jasabella July 12, 2017
This is a girl who knows her place in the world. She can easily make friends if she wanted to, but tends to enjoy being alone. She has her select few people in the world she can trust with her life. Jaszelina is mysterious and dark. It comes from the way she was brought up. Disconnected from her parents and siblings. There was a prophecy known about her life and what she will do. With the help of her most trusted and beloved will she be able to save the world from destruction.
Jaszelina is the most powerful in the entire world, and she doesn’t know it.
Dorian and Jaszelina have the power of the Shadows.
Jaszelina by Evelina R November 21, 2021
Just that nigga one of the most humblest and always giving big energy when around anyone.
Oh look its jaazel
Jaazel by Killuasrevenge November 22, 2021
jizzle is jahazel
jahazel by 313pk313iran January 17, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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