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a very birdy individual who sometimes resembles a guido
jabird by mrmanbearpig December 8, 2010

naked as a jaybird 

completely nude, entirely naked, totally unclothed
That kid was naked as a jaybird. What the fuck was he up to?
a Deep South term from the 1960s and before which means approximately: fool, bastard, jerk, jackass, silly twit, silly billy, doofus, goofball, goof-off, layabout, delinquent, lazy bum, gadabout, joker, popinjay, etc. This word is almost always meant as an affectionate insult among friends, and doesn't carry much wallop. Cf. huckleberry and jackleg.
"You had all day long to mow the lawn and put on some clean clothes, son, and you haven't done a thing. You're such a jaybird." (said with a smile)
jaybird by Zanton July 15, 2009
Someone who possesses the attributes of jadedness; jaded.
She's a jadebird.
Jadebird by lingual cube April 14, 2010

The Captain Jaybird 

recieving oral sex while driving a boat and right as you ejaculate you push her head down onto your shaft(causing her to gag and/or choke), pull her up and immediately box her ears and push her off the boat. As you are giving her a sturdy shove don't forget to yell "peace bitch, tell your friends!"
That son of a bitch said he was taking me fishing and all I got was "The Captain Jaybird