jacob satorius

The worst person in the world has invisible eyebrows and is "famous" for lip syncing

Do u know Jacob Satorius he gives everyone cancer

jacob satorius by Nikki G Hunter May 15, 2016

Jacob Satorius

cancers human form.

"Honey, I need to tell you something,"
"Yes, Harold?"
"I have been diagnosed with terminal Jacob Satorius,"
Wife bursts into earrapey tears.

Jacob Satorius by yoyoyoyoyoyooyoyoyoyoy July 31, 2016

jacob satorius

When you binge watch 12 year old vine kids, you are a Jacob Satorius

Ew, look at Mellisa, she is such a jacob satorius

jacob satorius by DogeThaDog July 19, 2016

Jacob satorius

He is a fuckboi and eats famous girls out for example milly bobby brown he’s also adopted

When somebody looses their virginity:”Ah you pulled a Jacob satorius on me”

Jacob satorius by Austicspinner March 5, 2018

The Jacob satorius 

After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones

He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius

The Jacob satorius by Pigdick December 2, 2016

Jacob sartorius 

A stupid person who thinks he is “famous” but actually makes cringe “songs”

(AKA Jacob saggytits)

Ayo you guys heard of Jacob saggytits?

You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right

You are no longer my friend Steve

Bu...

NO

Jacob sartorius by Jeffboy69 April 29, 2020

Jacob Sartorius/Saggytits 

The queen of all f*** boys. He's one of those guys that little girls love for no reason. You'd think he'd be at least cute but he's uglier then the devil's Butt

"Your Thot cousin is such a Jacob Sartorius/Saggytits"

Jacob Sartorius/Saggytits by Someone Yue June 7, 2016