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Jackshitter 

Someone who enjoys jacking off at the same time as taking a shit. Usually a guy named Ketan.
I was watching porn while on the pot.

I couldn't help but jackshit..

When his buddies found out he was jacking off while taking a dump, he was forever known as a jackshitter..
Jackshitter by Jayjay May 3, 2014

Jackassity 

The state or quality of being a jackass.
Jason constantly fumbled for the poor girl's right breast, only to have his hand removed, or slapped away, repeatedly. It was clear that his jackassity was not appreciated.
Jackassity by Golden Beaver July 15, 2011

jackshit 

i ant doin jackshit dude
jackshit by Knighty July 12, 2003

jackshit 

A common word used in place of nothing.
dude he ain't nothing but jackshit.
jackshit by bbbeastly September 29, 2008

Jackshit Pollock 

(verb) the act of having diarrhea so badly that when you finish emptying your bowels it looks like you splatter painted the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.
"I think I must have eaten some bad fish tonight because I just Jackshit Pollocked that Shell bathroom."
Jackshit Pollock by Ms_TaySti8 November 19, 2015

Jackassitude 

N. The behavior exhibited when one is being a jackass...
Simply put The attitude of a jackass
I got grounded for my jackassitude toward my mother.
He is such a lightweight, he gets a jackassitude after 4 beers!
Jackassitude by donkeye August 3, 2009