Synonym of Jacking off. Working hard and going above and beyond when completing at task.
Dave was really Jacking on today. Not only did he complete all of his work ahead of scheduled, he also helped his coworkers finish their work and he cleaned up the lunchroom.
When you ride around a Wal-Mart on a Segway device with an overly sized t-shirt that has a hole cut out around your butt with your pants pulled down so everyone can see a circle of your butt cheeks.
fat girl: i am always the third wheel skinny girl: girl, you the third and fourth wheel
fat girl: i am sick of the fat jokes
skinny girl: i am just jocking on your bitch ass fellow homosapien of the world
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.