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Jacking On 

when a robot masturbates by sticking it's fingers into an e lectric current causing electricity to travel across it's body turning him/her on
"wow that robot is jacking on... ewww... gross walk away"
Jacking On by Jellybeaner January 14, 2008
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Jacking on 

Synonym of Jacking off. Working hard and going above and beyond when completing at task.
Dave was really Jacking on today. Not only did he complete all of his work ahead of scheduled, he also helped his coworkers finish their work and he cleaned up the lunchroom.
Jacking on by MFS27 July 2, 2020

Jacking on 

When you ride around a Wal-Mart on a Segway device with an overly sized t-shirt that has a hole cut out around your butt with your pants pulled down so everyone can see a circle of your butt cheeks.
Bro, last night I was jacking on and the police were called on me!
Jacking on by TheOneWhoJacksOn April 19, 2025

Jacking On 

The opposite of jacking off. So not masturbating. Most people do it.
I was jacking off in the basement, but now I'm jacking on in the attic.
Jacking On by zonster June 5, 2025

Jocking on my balls 

The act of annoying me to such an extreme extent that I feel as if you are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting my genital region.
Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!

Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.

jocking on your bitch ass 

the act of kidding
just kidding
fat girl: i am always the third wheel
skinny girl: girl, you the third and fourth wheel
fat girl: i am sick of the fat jokes
skinny girl: i am just jocking on your bitch ass fellow homosapien of the world

jackingoff 

Jacking off: Grabing your penis and moving your hand up and down until you are satisfied or until orgasim
Dude i like jackingoff.
jackingoff by joshua J.T.H July 14, 2006
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