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someone who is a straight badass. always has a girl that he is seeing but has many other bitches on his cock. does whatever he wants, and enjoys eating jello from a dogs butthole
kimmel by charlie's butthole April 25, 2011
The art of not having a chin.
"Dude, look at her, she has perfected the art of kimmel"

"You suck" "Yeah, well your face is so kimmel"

"yo brah, what is up with your kimmel?"
To Perform the action of telling people you're gonna kill yourself, but when in actuality, you aren't/won't:
Man I hate Stacy, she pulled a Kimmel.
Kimmel by TheHandlebar August 20, 2017
Damn look at that ass
Nah, that shit is a kimmel
Kimmel by Tittylord69 February 26, 2019
'Stop trying to kimmel we know it was antifa what did it!'
kimmel by FunkyColdMelina September 25, 2025

Kimmel's Penis 

A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.
"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"