kimmel 

to kimmel (verb)
When you do a mistake in For Honor that is not necessarily game changing, but definetily an inconvenience.

A: "Oh no."
B: "Did you kimmel again?"
A: "Yup. And now the enemy has rage. And I´m out of stamina."

kimmel by Polking November 10, 2021

kimmel 

someone who is a straight badass. always has a girl that he is seeing but has many other bitches on his cock. does whatever he wants, and enjoys eating jello from a dogs butthole

wow bro your such a kimmel!

kimmel by charlie's butthole April 25, 2011

Kimmel 

The art of not having a chin.

"Dude, look at her, she has perfected the art of kimmel"

"You suck" "Yeah, well your face is so kimmel"

"yo brah, what is up with your kimmel?"

Kimmel by AlastairMichaelson May 6, 2009

Kimmel 

To Perform the action of telling people you're gonna kill yourself, but when in actuality, you aren't/won't:

Man I hate Stacy, she pulled a Kimmel.

Kimmel by TheHandlebar August 20, 2017

Kimmel 

a person with a small tight ass

Damn look at that ass
Nah, that shit is a kimmel

Kimmel by Tittylord69 February 26, 2019

kimmel 

To gaslight about a terror attack.

'Stop trying to kimmel we know it was antifa what did it!'

kimmel by FunkyColdMelina September 25, 2025

Kimmel's Penis 

A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.

"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"

Kimmel's Penis by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022