Jacked Off

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When the protagonist of the TV series 24, Jack Bauer, kills someone who had a name in the show.

Ha, I'm so happy that wench Dana Walsh antagonist got Jacked Off

Jacked Off by ThatGuyWithTheHook May 4, 2010

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jacked off

when a guy is really hard over a girl and is leaking sperm

he was so jacked off his pants were soaked and you could seehis dick

jacked off by lol December 3, 2003

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jacked off

Very annoyed, pissed off, pissed (US).

Man, I was jacked off by that guy's attitude.

jacked off by Cool4Katz April 10, 2022

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Jacked Off

Annoyed, Aussie slang

I'm jacked off that David told everyone he loved me, when in fact he was rooting someone else.

Jacked Off by Gilba May 6, 2022

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half jacked-off

a synonym for half-assed, half baked, et al. Usually used to render scorn on a famous person/celebrity who, for all their glitter, charisma and talent really puts forth a miserable effort in said situation.

Ben Affleck's cinematic efforts of late have been generally of the half jacked-off variety.

half jacked-off by Virgin Suicides June 16, 2017

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hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

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stirred not jacked off

To stir the cocktail, not vigourously shake in a cocktail shaker.

Bartender, make my Manhatten stirred not jacked off!

stirred not jacked off by Sambista March 25, 2009

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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