Cool4Katz's definitions

Suck fuck!

The extreme Australian version of "Suck shit!", meaning that the person saying it is either rejoicing in, or is indifferent to, the other person's misfortune.

"I'm going fishin' early tomorrow morning off the rocks at the beach, and I had a blowout of both me thongs - and the bloody shops are now shut."

"Suck fuck! You'll have to use little nails to fix 'em!"

by Cool4Katz November 13, 2025

Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023

refuckfriended

For those people who never marry, but refer to each subsequent sex mate as 'My partner', it is equivalent to saying 'remarried'.

"Yo, Justin, did ya know I got a new partner Hannah?"
"Yeah, I'd heard you refuckfriended."

by Cool4Katz June 14, 2018

Come a gutser

In Australian and New Zealand slang, to fail miserably at a (often malevolent) enterprise, to make a big mistake, to fall flat on one's face or belly flop.

"Come a gutser did ya? Sucked in."

by Cool4Katz March 27, 2025

The Not-Right

YouTube now removes ANY comment with a reference to 'The Left', so YouTubers have started replacing reference to same with 'The Not-Right' - the duality of meaning in English being fortuitous.

The Not-Right are criticising Trump for wearing a navy blue suit to the Pope's funeral.

by Cool4Katz April 26, 2025

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by Cool4Katz June 18, 2021

spell-shame

To make someone feel worthless because their lack of education or I-don't-give-a-fuckedness is contributing to the world becoming a bunch of illiterate bastards.

Dude 1: "Jake, what have you done you moron? I didn't say I resigned from the team - I said I RE-SIGNED. Now I'm out of work! I should never let you type up my contracts."
Dude 2: "Hey man, don't spell-shame me just because I come from the wrong side of the trucks."
Dude 1: "And that's another thing - STOP SLEEPING UNDER MY BACK WHEELS!"

by Cool4Katz May 17, 2021