spell-shame

To make someone feel worthless because their lack of education or I-don't-give-a-fuckedness is contributing to the world becoming a bunch of illiterate bastards.
Dude 1: "Jake, what have you done you moron? I didn't say I resigned from the team - I said I RE-SIGNED. Now I'm out of work! I should never let you type up my contracts."
Dude 2: "Hey man, don't spell-shame me just because I come from the wrong side of the trucks."
Dude 1: "And that's another thing - STOP SLEEPING UNDER MY BACK WHEELS!"
by Cool4Katz May 17, 2021
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Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?
Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.
by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023
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jacked off

Man, I was jacked off by that guy's attitude.
by Cool4Katz April 10, 2022
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rock gut

How some people pronunce 'rotgut' (cheap adulterated liquor).
"Man, that rock gut you made in your still is sendin' me blind!"
"Yeah, maybe I should add less methanol next time."
by Cool4Katz April 04, 2019
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Shirt Bruiser

Slang for a horny homosexual male - especially one who doesn't wait until the shirt is off before getting down to business.
Kim: "That guy looks cute - I think I'll ask him out for coffee."
Jessica: "You're wasting your time if you want THAT kind of action. He's a shirt bruiser."
by Cool4Katz June 04, 2024
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Palm-a-vagina

Australian slang for parmagiana (which often rhymes with vagina when pronounced in Australia).
"Eh mate, you going out for some palm-a-vagina?"
"Too right - want some?"
"Thanks dude - me stomach is eatin' itself!"
by Cool4Katz May 05, 2021
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