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Palm-a-vagina

Australian slang for parmagiana (which often rhymes with vagina when pronounced in Australia).
"Eh mate, you going out for some palm-a-vagina?"
"Too right - want some?"
"Thanks dude - me stomach is eatin' itself!"
by Cool4Katz May 5, 2021
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Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?
Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.
by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023
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by Cool4Katz June 18, 2021
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spell-shame

To make someone feel worthless because their lack of education or I-don't-give-a-fuckedness is contributing to the world becoming a bunch of illiterate bastards.
Dude 1: "Jake, what have you done you moron? I didn't say I resigned from the team - I said I RE-SIGNED. Now I'm out of work! I should never let you type up my contracts."
Dude 2: "Hey man, don't spell-shame me just because I come from the wrong side of the trucks."
Dude 1: "And that's another thing - STOP SLEEPING UNDER MY BACK WHEELS!"
by Cool4Katz May 17, 2021
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Shirt Bruiser

Slang for a horny homosexual male - especially one who doesn't wait until the shirt is off before getting down to business.
Kim: "That guy looks cute - I think I'll ask him out for coffee."
Jessica: "You're wasting your time if you want THAT kind of action. He's a shirt bruiser."
by Cool4Katz June 4, 2024
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Pull party

What younger people say when they make the conversation X-rated by mispronouncing 'pool' in 'pool party' (and who, when challenged, swear 'pull' is the correct pronunciation yet at the same time hypocritically pronounce 'poo' as in 'moon').
Overheard, young male person to female: "Jake is throwing a cool Pull party this Saturday, and I'm invited!"

Me: Sniggers. Thinks: Not my cup of tea, that's for sure!
by Cool4Katz January 26, 2024
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Come a gutser

In Australian and New Zealand slang, to fail miserably at a (often malevolent) enterprise, to make a big mistake, to fall flat on one's face or belly flop.
"Come a gutser did ya? Sucked in."
by Cool4Katz March 27, 2025
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