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jackaphobe 

Computer user who refuses to use a hard line connection.
Kids today are such jackaphobes.
jackaphobe by The Decorator May 10, 2018
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jacknaphobia 

A common phobia of jack’s. Most people suffer years without being diagnosed or fully coming to terms with this phobia and it is extremely hard to treat unfortunately.
“Hey why don’t you hangout with jack white as much anymore?” “Oh i found out I have jacknaphobia”
jacknaphobia by 12345pandagirl April 26, 2022

hackaphobe 

when someone wants to hack your profile but you dont let them because you have a totally stupid password.
TOM: hey Jon,
Jon: sup
TOM: can i hack your myspace??
Jon: uh....um..no thats ok..
TOM: why its not like your password is ponyprincess99 or anything
Jon: ....hehe yea good one its not because that would be totally weird yea..ahhahha hmm.
TOM: yea..whatever you hackaphobe
hackaphobe by toucansaresexy March 18, 2009

Jackahole 

Idiot, fool; a playful alternative to a**hole
"Kevin, you're such a jackahole"
Jackahole by Rockgirlfury December 23, 2014

Jackophobia 

1. An ardent and undefinable fear of the pop legend Micheal Jackson.
Stacy is terrified of Micheal Jackson for no reason. Perhaps she has Jackophobia.
Jackophobia by The Rhymnocerous August 24, 2022

Japaphobe 

Someone who is scared of anime and manga, or Japanese culture as a whole.
Japaphones typically dismiss anime and manga as “pedophillia” or something similar and calls anime/manga artists “pedopholes” due to this. Anyone who’s watched an anime or has read a manga simply know this isn’t true.
Person 1: *looks at high school anime girl* Wow, that girl looks 8, anime is such pedophilia, Japan is full of pedophiles!
Person 2: Wow, what a japaphobe.
Japaphobe by (^’.’)> hello! February 10, 2019

Jackophobia 

1. The fright and unmoving fear of losing the girl of your dreams (Jackie).

2. The Fear of being separated from Jackie

3. Christopher's fear of losing Jackie the girl he loves more than anything
Chris has a jackophobia which bothers him almost everyday.
Jackophobia by WilsonBear123 October 21, 2010
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