Jackalaka

Used to describe an amazingly cool person in the south of England but refers to a moronic retard in the North, Wales and Scotland. Can be used to mean beer in Ireland and in most places of the UK

Person 1: How's your time in Manchester ?
Person 2: Fine apart from my new room mate is a complete jackalaka
Person 1: Thats a shame. Maybe you should throw him out the window whilst you sleep
Person 2: That's a bit mean. He isn't that bad a jackalaka unlike my classmate Jack.

by alip.21 November 27, 2009

jakalala

jokes

you're such a fishwife. JAKALALA

by johnjosephtony November 5, 2010

jackalackin

Masturbating to a student handbook or other non pornographic material. Aka your a fucking fag

You memorized the student handbook? No my friend did he was jack, jackalackin around to it.

by Deebobo2003 February 4, 2016

Jackbarakatitus

A mental illness that can make he/she/other tunnel visioned around Jack Barbakat. In some cases it has lead to serious injury, mental hospitalization, and rarely death.

Symptoms may include:

- Addiction to masturbating to Jack Barakat (some cases more than 13 times a day)

- Spending all of your life's saving on Jagk Merch

- Skipping school/fun activities/work/eating/sleeping to watch interviews with Jack Barakat

- Continually making dick jokes/dirty jokes to be more like Jack Barakat

- Listening to Jack Barakat's laugh on Tumblr for repeat more than 3,000 times

- Dying your hair black/dark brown with blonde streaks in it, and straightening + spiking it up like Jack Barakat

- Always wearing Jagk Merch 24/7 and never taking it off (some cases include wearing the merch as their wedding gown/wedding suit)

- Stalking Jack Barakat's twitter all day

- Re-tweeting Jack Barakat's tweets (some cases people have tweeted every single tweet he tweeted)

- Fantasizes about meeting/marrying/dating/being friends/having sexual intercourse with Jack Barakat

- Planning ways to find Jack Barakat's exact where-about's (and kidnap him and keeping him in your basement; some people added)

- Obsessing over Jack Barakat's hairy legs/adam's apple

- Staring at pictures of Jack Barakat, such as these (and wishing that the bubbles would disappear)

- Taking note of all of Jack Barakat's tattoos, and getting the exact ones done on your body just like him

If you have any/all of these symptoms, please seek professional help immediately. Jackbarakatitus is a serious illness, and should not be joked about. It can happen to ANYONE...even bunnies...

by Sexual Seahorse December 28, 2014

jackalakio

an expression expressing pain or pleasure

jackalakio im late for work

and JACKALAKIO, does she give good head

by devin law April 27, 2006

Jackalacken

Definition 1: A zoomer that looks for the most recent hot most talked about games to go pro in.

Definition 2: You will find him playing multiplayer only games (still hasn't beaten Halo: Reach legendary PepeHands).

Definition 3: Takes 30 minutes to figure out how to damage a hunter in Halo: Reach let a lone kill it (even 6 year old Cab00se figured it out within 5 minutes).

Definition 4: Gremlin

Definition 1 example: "Valorant will be my game. Just like Overwatch which was suppose to be my game...."

Definition 2 example:

Cab00se: "Finish Halo: Reach legendary."

Jackalacken: "I'm playing CS:GO to prepare for Valorant."

Cab00se: PepeHands

Definition 3 example:"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KILL THIS THING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" He didn't know PepeLaugh

Definition 4 example: "Don't feed at midnight."

by Cab00seWasTaken March 7, 2020

jackalacker

Schiester or scammer, someone who tries to get over on you or hustle you any chance they can

That jackalacker said he was hooking things up but charged me more

by S8tanicTattooist October 13, 2016