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Jackalaka 

Used to describe an amazingly cool person in the south of England but refers to a moronic retard in the North, Wales and Scotland. Can be used to mean beer in Ireland and in most places of the UK
Person 1: How's your time in Manchester ?
Person 2: Fine apart from my new room mate is a complete jackalaka
Person 1: Thats a shame. Maybe you should throw him out the window whilst you sleep
Person 2: That's a bit mean. He isn't that bad a jackalaka unlike my classmate Jack.
Jackalaka by alip.21 November 27, 2009

jackalackin

Masturbating to a student handbook or other non pornographic material. Aka your a fucking fag
You memorized the student handbook? No my friend did he was jack, jackalackin around to it.
jackalackin by Deebobo2003 February 4, 2016

Jackilation

I wanked till i reached jackilation
Jackilation by _Lush December 13, 2010

jackelation 

A word that describes the physical aspect of the male climax ("jack") and the emotional ("elation") coined accidently by Dragon dictating software when I dictated the word "ejaculation" (as mentioned in the forthcoming book "Male Pelvic Fitness: Optimizing Sexual and Urinary Health").
He had an intense jackelation after having sex with his girlfriend.
jackelation by xander913 January 10, 2014

jackalicious 

A girl or guy who's real hot and worthy of thinking of while jacking off later.
While in the mall, you spy a hottie and say to your friend: "Man Tom, look at that chick, she's jackalicious."
jackalicious by BigJohnson69 December 26, 2007