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jack wipe 

the cross between a jackass, and an asswipe, hince the name, jack wipe.
jack wipe by j varone December 12, 2004

jack wipe 

Another term for sponge rag, jizz rag or cum rag.
This annoying jack wipe stole my shoes!
jack wipe by Hearshotkid_2113 March 1, 2023

Jack- Wipe 

Someone you hate with such a passion that you'd be happy to wipe yours or someone else's (stinky) and (poopy) ass with.
Damn Tom you're such a retard, way to be a jack- wipe.
Jack- Wipe by Jess Johnson October 9, 2006

jackwipe 

combination of "jackass" and "asswipe." Usable as a refreshing alternative to jackhole.
"Quit hoggin' the nachos, jackwipe!"
jackwipe by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

jackwipe 

Noun. A stupid, mean, contemptible, or detestable person.
Man, that guy that cut you off, he's such a jackwipe.

jackwipe 

A box of kleenex that sits by your computer desk/nightstand, and it runs out within days. Even when you don't have a cold.
Damnit to hell, I'm out of jackwipe. I guess my sock will do.
jackwipe by Darkness December 1, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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