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jack wipe 

derogatory term of assignment - refers to the leftover sock or other item used for masturbation cleanup.
back of the line jack wipe!
jack wipe by nationalradio February 25, 2007
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jack wipe 

the cross between a jackass, and an asswipe, hince the name, jack wipe.
jack wipe by j varone December 12, 2004

jack wipe 

Another term for sponge rag, jizz rag or cum rag.
This annoying jack wipe stole my shoes!
jack wipe by Hearshotkid_2113 March 1, 2023

Jack- Wipe 

Someone you hate with such a passion that you'd be happy to wipe yours or someone else's (stinky) and (poopy) ass with.
Damn Tom you're such a retard, way to be a jack- wipe.
Jack- Wipe by Jess Johnson October 9, 2006

jackwipe 

combination of "jackass" and "asswipe." Usable as a refreshing alternative to jackhole.
"Quit hoggin' the nachos, jackwipe!"
jackwipe by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

jackwipe 

Noun. A stupid, mean, contemptible, or detestable person.
Man, that guy that cut you off, he's such a jackwipe.

jackwipe 

A box of kleenex that sits by your computer desk/nightstand, and it runs out within days. Even when you don't have a cold.
Damnit to hell, I'm out of jackwipe. I guess my sock will do.
jackwipe by Darkness December 1, 2004
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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