jack walker
jack walker by biffula December 27, 2007
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Jack walker
Jack walker by Jackwalker123 March 5, 2020
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Jack Walker
Jack Walker by Tom Finney's wrinkley ball-bag April 2, 2003
jackwacker
A person who sucks at life. They are incapable of performing basic and simple daily tasks (with the exception of masturbation).
You have your left turn signal on and are clearly trying to merge into the left lane; instead of slowing down to allow you to change lanes, the Jackwacker behind you speeds up to block your access. This guy is a complete Jackwacker; he sucks at life.
jackwacker by plokmijnuhbygv July 19, 2011
jackwanker
A person who acts as if they masturbate to themselves perpetually being bigoted jackasses, so as to overcompensate for their undoubtedly small penises.
Jackwanker 1: "Hur, hur, hur, he's craaazzzeee! HUR HUR!!"
Autistic person they're pointing to, under breath: "Ugh, what an asshole."
Jackwanker 2: "Hur hur, I'm an asshole furr bein' a bigot?! Hur hur PSYCHO!"
All jackwankers: *the furious sounds of their masturbation, followed by them stinking up the place with the miniscule droplets of cum that eventually leak out the tip of their micropenises*
Autistic person: *exasperated sigh*
Autistic person they're pointing to, under breath: "Ugh, what an asshole."
Jackwanker 2: "Hur hur, I'm an asshole furr bein' a bigot?! Hur hur PSYCHO!"
All jackwankers: *the furious sounds of their masturbation, followed by them stinking up the place with the miniscule droplets of cum that eventually leak out the tip of their micropenises*
Autistic person: *exasperated sigh*
jackwanker by finbarr.robespierre October 17, 2019
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