jack lister

the cutest boy ever

i love him so much and he’s so kind and friendly and respectful of everyone i personally think he is so good looking and fit he’s in my drama and i can’t focus on my work because i’m too busy staring into his eyes♥️♥️♥️

guy 1: ong is that jack lister

guy 2: yeah omg look at him

jack lister by hannah forbalicious August 2, 2022

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Listen to Jack Johnson

Masturbation. Since Jack Johnson the singer/songwriter produces calming and stress relieving music and due to his nomenclature.

She really wanted to just watch Netflix; I'm going to go home and listen to Jack Johnson.

Listen to Jack Johnson by TheDailyOne February 28, 2016

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jacklister

Creator of habit. Recluse. Can usually be found where fun isn't. Does not appreciate the company of others, commonly understood as socially awkward. Cunt.

Jacklister equates to Hermit

jacklister by Godsmessenger January 10, 2014

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jackmister

alcholic drink made from Mi Wadi and any other drink

Mi Wadi + vodka=jackmister

jackmister by jack mac jm September 19, 2009

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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