jack lister

the cutest boy ever

i love him so much and he’s so kind and friendly and respectful of everyone i personally think he is so good looking and fit he’s in my drama and i can’t focus on my work because i’m too busy staring into his eyes♥️♥️♥️

guy 1: ong is that jack lister

guy 2: yeah omg look at him

jack lister by hannah forbalicious August 2, 2022

Listen to Jack Johnson

Masturbation. Since Jack Johnson the singer/songwriter produces calming and stress relieving music and due to his nomenclature.

She really wanted to just watch Netflix; I'm going to go home and listen to Jack Johnson.

Listen to Jack Johnson by TheDailyOne February 28, 2016

jacklister 

Creator of habit. Recluse. Can usually be found where fun isn't. Does not appreciate the company of others, commonly understood as socially awkward. Cunt.

Jacklister equates to Hermit

jacklister by Godsmessenger January 10, 2014

jackmister

alcholic drink made from Mi Wadi and any other drink

Mi Wadi + vodka=jackmister

jackmister by jack mac jm September 19, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004