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jack/john 

A person who has the qualities of a Jack, and was given the birthname john. a jack/john has the sexiest eyes, and if you make him mad, he will destroy you verbally. he is amazingly smart and is truly the shit
OMG, he is so Jack/John
jack/john by JACKLOPEEEE May 7, 2018
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john jack 

"hey we still up for tonight?"
"nah sorry i cant anymore"
"you john jack'd me!"
john jack by hannahbanana123 January 8, 2009

Jack Johnson

A blonde haired rapper/singer who is 1/2 of Jack and Jack and is super dirty. Was once part of MagCon and has super cool friends including Jake Foushe Jack Gilinsky Nash Grier and Shawn Mendes. Also is a sex God
Girl 1: OMG HAVE YOU DOWNLOADED JACK AND JACKS NEW EP CALIBRASKA?

Girl 2: YASS AND JACK JOHNSONS RAPPING IS SO DOPE
Jack Johnson by Bringitback4shawn August 22, 2015

jack johnston 

when the shousy liquid comes out of your nose and goes back into the shoe
when the boys do a shoey he did a jack Johnston

Jack Johnson

Jack Johnson is an incredibly underrated person, not the Hawiian singer. Known from vine as "Jack and Jack" he is an uprising artist who is going to make it big one day.
Do you know who Jack Johnson is?
Nah you mean Jack Gilinsky.
Jack Johnson by hellothereimnormal September 22, 2015

jack johnson

a musician whose songs are guaranteed to get the player laid, no matter what the circumstance. girls love him, guys love him...but girls REALLY love him. to all the men out there looking to get a girl really fast, pick up a guitar and learn some jack johnson, because it will get you some over and over and over and over again.
jack johnson by johnnycash32 May 24, 2011

Jack Johnsoned 

Equivalent of "getting jacked". Being cheated out of something or duped.
"Man, a week in Fairfax, Va. we were totally Jack Johnsoned"

Jack Johnsoned by jordotech March 21, 2008
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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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