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Dumb, fake, blonde-hair, blue-eyes country girl who lives on other’s money. Occasionally wears blue mascara. Very full of herself, and she thinks she’s a model even though she just does it for a kid’s club. Feels the need to write her own definitions on Urban Dictionary. Thinks she’s a country girl just because she rides a horse she didn’t train. Has a tendency to date wrestlers that eventually dump her because she likes to cheat, and rumor is rim jobs are her specialty.
That’s not a thot, that’s just Jabezz.
If you need to get your rim cleaned, Jabezz is right over there.
jabezz by 21stCenturyRealist February 17, 2019
Words you can keep
very pretty every guy would die to be with her she usually is a model good at a lot of things she is known for blonde hair blue eyes she loves country boys
jabezz by Husmann12 May 30, 2016
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Jaberzadeh 

One of known surname for some Indian families / communities.
Hello, my name is insert name here Jaberzadeh.. Nice to meet you..
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jabezvill 

A Jabezvill is a person that every girl wants. A Jabezvill is a funny, silly, chill person. A Jabezvill likes his girl with a nice bodycurvy, athletic, with curly hair and has a big beautiful smile and a girl that will treat him right and that is loyal and won't do him wrong. A Jabezvill will date a girl named Shaday. So you know what you expect when you meet a Jabezvill!
You are a Jabezvill meaning that you are supercool.
jabezvill by God bless_the world January 28, 2019
You get a warm cup of water and you dip your balls into it. Then you get a girl to get a straw and blow bubbles in the cup. Just like a jacuzzi, except for your BALLS!
Katie Garcia gives the best jabuzzis. Her bubble-blowing ability really tingles the balls.
Jabuzzi by Tic Tac Dick Guy August 8, 2012
A guy with a extreamly huge dick he is funny, hyper, athletic, and just all around fun to be around if you ever get the chance to date a jabez keep him
Jabez by Og savage July 24, 2018
A good looking prayerful guy with gifted talents and favored by God. (see 1 Chronicles 4:9-10)
"I want my baby to be named as Jabez."
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

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"My salad days,
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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