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Dumb, fake, blonde-hair, blue-eyes country girl who lives on other’s money. Occasionally wears blue mascara. Very full of herself, and she thinks she’s a model even though she just does it for a kid’s club. Feels the need to write her own definitions on Urban Dictionary. Thinks she’s a country girl just because she rides a horse she didn’t train. Has a tendency to date wrestlers that eventually dump her because she likes to cheat, and rumor is rim jobs are her specialty.
That’s not a thot, that’s just Jabezz.
If you need to get your rim cleaned, Jabezz is right over there.
jabezz by 21stCenturyRealist February 17, 2019
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very pretty every guy would die to be with her she usually is a model good at a lot of things she is known for blonde hair blue eyes she loves country boys
I love jabezz
I think im in love
jabezz by Husmann12 May 30, 2016
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