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Just another word for stuff, shit, junk, collection, what have you. Used sometimes with CDs of fave music.
Sometimes, my brother and I trade music jönx cds.

Would you get out of the way and jönx?

We gotta have a garage sale to get rid of this jönx.
jönx by Leif June 10, 2006
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Somebody who is mentaly or physically challenged.

Pronunciation: Yonks

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Dave: Oh my god that guy just fell out of his wheelchair!

Pete: Ha, what a jonx!
Jonx by MakingTastyCakes July 18, 2009
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A colloquial Washington DC Metro Area word meaning a random object, event or the male genitalia.

Derived from the universal word 'joint' which is commonly used in NYC and Tri-state area.

Word also used in Philadelpia Metro area as (jons)
"Are you gonna rock that Versace jonx at the Ibex club tonight?"

"You still got that Vanilla Dutch dude? Den roll that jonx up already."

"Did you peep the 'Skins game last night? That jonx was vicious yeong!"

"After she beasted my jonx last night, I kicked that ho out of the cribbo."
jonx by Dolemite Jenkins June 13, 2007
i.)A word that means evrything but at the same time nothing
ii.)A pesons personal posessions
i.)that girl is jonx!
ii.) tke your grinmy hand off my jonx
jonx by krizzy February 21, 2003
One's manlihood. See also jonks.
"My man has cartoonishly huge jonx."
jonx by EJ February 16, 2004
same as jonks.
"My boyfriend has ginormous circusfreak like jonx."
jonx by Susie Lee February 16, 2004
The act of a major jinx inside a chatroom.
She just pulled a jonx bro!
Jonx by Myst_X August 2, 2018
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