An Izer is a male who disrespects women by sleeping around, playing games,or macking on biddies. In other words he is a the equivalent of a female slut. Its often used by powerful, sexy, independent women who are classier than these scum bags. You can often spot them wearing Timberlands, dark jeans, pop collars, and spend many hours at the gym or playing video games. Their favorite show is Bromance because they desperately relate to it and their boys always come first.
by Amanda Fankford March 13, 2009
A person who retains zero knowledge and must Google everything, including the simplest, most ridiculous things and things most people wouldn't care to know.
Google-izer: I'm going to Google the definition of a rock.
Google-izer: I wonder how many 5 letter words have the letter 'a' in it. I'm going to Google that.
Google-izer: When is the ideal time to go poo. I bet Google has an answer. Let me check.
Google-izer: I wonder how many 5 letter words have the letter 'a' in it. I'm going to Google that.
Google-izer: When is the ideal time to go poo. I bet Google has an answer. Let me check.
by Hawkyguy February 9, 2012
"Yoooo, Krit goin completely izer, maynn. He got it locked down."
"He gon find you, and you gon fan him. "
"He gon find you, and you gon fan him. "
by GatBuano November 22, 2021