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An Izer is a male who disrespects women by sleeping around, playing games,or macking on biddies. In other words he is a the equivalent of a female slut. Its often used by powerful, sexy, independent women who are classier than these scum bags. You can often spot them wearing Timberlands, dark jeans, pop collars, and spend many hours at the gym or playing video games. Their favorite show is Bromance because they desperately relate to it and their boys always come first.
"Last night the bar was filled with mad Izers"
Izer by Amanda Fankford March 16, 2009
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The destroyer. The ender. The final word on any situation. And a crazy rapper.
"Yoooo, Krit goin completely izer, maynn. He got it locked down."

"He gon find you, and you gon fan him. "
izer by GatBuano November 22, 2021
Related Words
Izer Izerman izera izerb izeria Izeriah izerray Google-izer mr.izer

Google-izer

A person who retains zero knowledge and must Google everything, including the simplest, most ridiculous things and things most people wouldn't care to know.
Google-izer: I'm going to Google the definition of a rock.

Google-izer: I wonder how many 5 letter words have the letter 'a' in it. I'm going to Google that.

Google-izer: When is the ideal time to go poo. I bet Google has an answer. Let me check.
Google-izer by Hawkyguy March 21, 2012
A guy named Colin who is an izer
"Fok around and find out you Izer cunt"
"Hey Mr.Izer all white on sight"
mr.izer by Loco_mi'kmaq August 5, 2023
Izeria is a beautiful girl who is very talented and will make you laugh at anything. she can be a bitch but boys you will fall in love with her, she's very sassy and has bad attitude. Izeria is unique and a very beautiful name.
Izeria looks hot! she would be the perfect girlfriend.
izeria by Riga August 15, 2017
herb, weed, pot, dope, grass, marijuana, ganja, chronic, etc...
Hey my nizzle, where da izerb be at dawg?
izerb by b-don September 5, 2003
a bitch who thinks she has a diva(femal husla)swagg,,and is a wanna be gansta ..

a person who thinks she can beat everyone up
She is suck an izera,,she needs to get over her bitchy se!!
izera by husla July 25, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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