Adj: Having an attatchment to a tech item, such as an iPod or cellphone, to which you feel you cannot leave your domicile without first bringing the gadget with you. Similar to the relationship state of utter submission, whipped.
"Dude, what's up with you?"
"Ahh, I forgot my cell and iPod back at my apartment. I feel like I'm back in the 20th century..."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'