An excursion taken by a type of person, in which they indulge in typical white people things such as; buying and consuming organic foods, visiting museums, wearing matching windbreakers, etc.
A couple from whiteville, ND took their biannual whitecation to Amishcountry in the hopes of finding a jar of organic peach preserves.
An absolute hilarious creator, and a fellow bo-ner, every single post is an absolute banger. If I knew every synonym for the word "funny" I would use it on ihatecatchychouruses.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen ihatecatchychouruses new post?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: Yikes ;\
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.