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its whatever 

what you say when you don't want to share ur true feelings or can't find the right words.
A: So how did that big interview go today

B: I blew it big time, couldnt find the place, arrived late and spilled coffee on my shirt. I left my references and resume at home and on top of that got a parking ticket while i was there

A: That sux

B: *resignedly* its whatever
its whatever by everydayluezer June 15, 2009

its whatever 

Usually when you're talking to a girl and you do something wrong or something is wrong with her and she gets mad but acts like she dont care
A: haha u cute
b:k
A:did i do sum?
b:its nun
A: um r u sure
B: its whatever jus i gtg
its whatever by imagirlnibber April 26, 2019

its whatever 

when the circumfrence of an elephants tail is the same as the amount of water in the ocean. which is the reason why people cheat meaning it's okay don't worry.
B - i can't go today
C- Its whatever
its whatever by wuJHFQI May 13, 2021

its whatever 

the wise words John uses
oh shit your grandma fell out of a tree...its whatever
its whatever by yoo its whatever November 11, 2019

its whatever tho

A phrase that only the cool kids say. You say "it's whatever tho" if something doesn't really matter or if it isn't a big deal
I just asked out Bea. Its whatever tho
its whatever tho by Mmmhmmm May 18, 2014

Keep that up and its whatever you want it to be 

Used in a way of sexual excitement. Used when someone of the opposite sex asks your name or if your gay its someone of the same sex.
*Keep that up and its whatever you want it to be incounters*

Girl: Hey whats your name

Guy: Keep wearin that miniskirt and its whatever you want it to be.
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One family guy episode.

Guy 1: *whips bruce from family guy* Whats your name?!

Bruce: Honey you keep that whippin up and its whatever you want it to be.
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