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It's Cool We Can still be friends
One of the most beautiful songs ever written.
Ever, truely.
Written by conor oberst, of bright eyes.
Ever, truely.
Written by conor oberst, of bright eyes.
"And you say that I hurt you, in a voice like a prayer
Yeah, you say that I've hurt you, and your voice is like a prayer. Yeah, well maybe I hurt you sometimes, let's contrast and compare...lift up your shirt, the wound isn't there. I guess that your truth, is just the ghost of your lies...
...Yeah, your kind of truth, darling, is just the ghost of your lies, & I see through them all the time...
...I'm pouring some whiskey right now, I'm going to get so, so drunk, that I pass out, & forget your face, by the time I wake up..."
Kid 1: "Have you heard that beautiful song by Conor Oberst"
Kid 2: "But there are so many!"
Kid 1: "One of the most beautiful"
Kid 2: "Oooh, It's Cool We Can still be friends!"
Yeah, you say that I've hurt you, and your voice is like a prayer. Yeah, well maybe I hurt you sometimes, let's contrast and compare...lift up your shirt, the wound isn't there. I guess that your truth, is just the ghost of your lies...
...Yeah, your kind of truth, darling, is just the ghost of your lies, & I see through them all the time...
...I'm pouring some whiskey right now, I'm going to get so, so drunk, that I pass out, & forget your face, by the time I wake up..."
Kid 1: "Have you heard that beautiful song by Conor Oberst"
Kid 2: "But there are so many!"
Kid 1: "One of the most beautiful"
Kid 2: "Oooh, It's Cool We Can still be friends!"
It's Cool We Can still be friends by DiscoTrash August 30, 2006
Til It's Cool Just Cool, Into The Mouth
A classic michael rosen line, plz upvote this, in to the mouth WOP (MOUTH SOUNDS) NOICE. Til It's Cool Just Cool, Into The Mouth
Til It's Cool Just Cool, Into The Mouth by jettsucksatlife June 16, 2020
it's cool
This can be quite confusing at first because this really means the opposite of cool. When you hear this term, its really not cool in fact it couldn't be more un-cool. Often hearing this means that the person thinks what you just said is totally un-cool, gay and that they are very upset, the person may in fact want to now punch a baby.
Me: Hey can I call you right back, Mike was trying to grill and there is a flaming whore running around in our backyard now. I really need to put her out.
Adeline: It's cool, call me whenever.
Adeline: It's cool, call me whenever.
it's cool by beautiful bastard May 27, 2008
It's cool, dude
The exact opposite of cool. It's NOT cool. Usually said by sarcastic individuals while plotting revenge on whoever has said, thought or done something out of line, rude, disrespectful or just plain fucked up.
***WARNING: If you are the one hearing "It's cool, dude" be careful for at least the next few days if not years!!
***WARNING: If you are the one hearing "It's cool, dude" be careful for at least the next few days if not years!!
Idiot: "Homie, I'm so sorry I talked all that trash to all of your friends and co-workers at that party last night. I was shitty drunk. Hope you still have your job Monday morning!"
Plotting person is deep in thought then replies with a sinister look on their face, "It's cool, dude. It's cool."
Plotting person is deep in thought then replies with a sinister look on their face, "It's cool, dude. It's cool."
It's cool, dude by Kim Danger Possible June 16, 2006
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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