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Itachi Uchiha 

Itachi Uchiha is the older brother of Sasuke Uchiha, child prodigy from the Uchiha Clan. During the times of Itachi’s childhood he was hailed as the child prodigy of the Uchiha Clan (before Sasuke was born.) He was also the son of Fukago and Mikoto Uchiha, Fukago Uchiha was the leader of the Leaf Police force, and Mikoto Uchiha a Jonin (high rank ninja.) Soon at the age of 10 Itachi surpassed his parents and possibly everyone and became a Jonin. He joined ANBU at 13

(Special assassination and Tactical Force.) After this he went in part to join the Akatsuki (a force

which has people who are “abnormal”) But soon the amount of people form this clan decreased due to his assassination of his own clan.
You’re Itachi Uchiha from the Uchiha Clan, huh?
Aren’t you one of the last members of the Uchiha Coan
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The elder brother of Uchiha Sasuke, missing nin of Konohagakure. Slaughtered his entire town including his family but left his one little brother (Sasuke) alive to seek revenge against him. Was once captain in his ANBU team, possesses the SHARINGAN, and is totally bad-ass.
"Foolish brother... if you want to kill me.. then hate, spite, and survive pathetically, run, and run... and cling desperately to life."
Itachi by uchiha itachi March 6, 2004

Itachi Uchiha 

Itachi Uchiha:Noun
Itachi, the most bad-ass character on the Naruto series. Not only is he good looking, but he's really smart and drives a range rover! Everyone loves Itachi
Guy 1: "You man, do you see that guy right there?"
Guy 2: "The really good looking one that's benching 350 with girls all over him?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, he's totally an Itachi Uchiha"
Guy 2: "I wish I could be as cool, handsome, and smart and Itachi".
Itachi Uchiha by smartipantsmagee October 11, 2012

Itchin' for a pissin'

The sensation of having to urinate extremely bad, resulting in restlessness, discomfort, and even considering unconventional spots as possible urination locations.
Person 1- Dude, did he really just piss in soda can?

Person 2- Absolutely. He really had an itchin' for a pissin'
A super-delicious sexy man who rules the bedroom. A great father/sibling, he cares for all. His bangs make you hot and his eyes cause massive orgasms. He is the reason for living; the reason for dying.
Person: OMG IT'S ITACHI!!
Itachi: Hey...
Person: *Massive orgasm*
Itachi by BlueberryWin August 1, 2009
One of the strongest characters in Naruto, he is the prodigy of the Uchiha clan.

Was the number one rookie at the mere age of 7, had mastered the sharingan at 8, became a Chuunin at 9, and became an ANBU Captain at 13. Now 17, he is considered as one of the best shinobis in Naruto.

He left Konoha after slaughtering his entire family, except for his little brother Sasuke.
Hate me...Run, run, run. Live like a weakling, and learn to have me.

Even he is stronger than me...
Itachi by Siegfried July 13, 2004
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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