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noun. The sexual act in which the individual performing oral sex scratches all the mosquito bites, flea bites, or other points of itch and irritation on the recipient of said oral sex at the point of climax, thereby maximizing sexual pleasure. Perfect for summer nights and wilderness adventurers.
Shares a common etymology with "blumpkin"
I was getting itchkin so hard last night that my girl's acrylics fell off in the bed.
itchkin by Whimsy January 5, 2008
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Itchin' for a pissin'

The sensation of having to urinate extremely bad, resulting in restlessness, discomfort, and even considering unconventional spots as possible urination locations.
Person 1- Dude, did he really just piss in soda can?

Person 2- Absolutely. He really had an itchin' for a pissin'
strongly desiring or craving, most often in reference to illicit drug use. synonym of "jonesing"
are you itching?

(are you craving marijuana?)
itching by gpjohn March 3, 2007

Bishop's Itchington

Bishop's Itchington is a small rural village located about 6.5 miles east of Royal Leamington Spa. It is a well known fact that at least 99.9% of the population of Bishop's Itchington is made up of inbreeds. Everyone in Bishop's Itchington is some how related.
Person1-Stop saying shit about my cousin.
Person2-You're from Bishop's Itchington, everyone is your cousin!

itching and burning 

I got STDs that making your coochie itch bitch
Itching and burning, itching and burning. Stanky fishy, stanky fishy, stanky fishy. I got STD. They make my coochie hurt.

burning and itching

my pussy be burning & itching πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅
your coochie be burning and itching πŸ—ΏπŸ˜‹

Itchin' for pissin' 

When you are irritated and/or agitated from not being able to release your bladder for urination.
Dude 1: "dude I have an itchin' for pissin'."

Dude 2: "why?"

Dude 1: " because their is no where to take a leak!"
Itchin' for pissin' by ATWONTHEGREAT December 25, 2010