itchkin

noun. The sexual act in which the individual performing oral sex scratches all the mosquito bites, flea bites, or other points of itch and irritation on the recipient of said oral sex at the point of climax, thereby maximizing sexual pleasure. Perfect for summer nights and wilderness adventurers.
Shares a common etymology with "blumpkin"

I was getting itchkin so hard last night that my girl's acrylics fell off in the bed.

by Whimsy January 5, 2008

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Itchin' for a pissin'

The sensation of having to urinate extremely bad, resulting in restlessness, discomfort, and even considering unconventional spots as possible urination locations.

Person 1- Dude, did he really just piss in soda can?

Person 2- Absolutely. He really had an itchin' for a pissin'

by domanthojoeyantwon December 26, 2010

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itching

strongly desiring or craving, most often in reference to illicit drug use. synonym of "jonesing"

are you itching?

(are you craving marijuana?)

by gpjohn March 3, 2007

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Bishop's Itchington

Bishop's Itchington is a small rural village located about 6.5 miles east of Royal Leamington Spa. It is a well known fact that at least 99.9% of the population of Bishop's Itchington is made up of inbreeds. Everyone in Bishop's Itchington is some how related.

Person1-Stop saying shit about my cousin.
Person2-You're from Bishop's Itchington, everyone is your cousin!

by coolcallumdefinitions November 30, 2011

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