itchba

bitch. in pig latin

you itchba

by amy March 26, 2004

itchgasm

when you scratch an itchy bite and you get a really tense orgasmic feeling

i itch my leg and it feels so good i itch faster, just like sex. so we say i am having an itchgasm

by lauren made a word March 7, 2009

asshole itchalitus

When you have a VERY itchy asshole.

Cody: Dude, i had a horrible case of asshole itchalitus last night.

Porch Monkey: Yeah i know. I hate when that happens

by Jimmy & Cody March 25, 2008

uckfay ouyay itchbay

In Pig Latin, uckfay ouyay itchbay means "Fuck you Bitch.) Often used amongst friends who are familiar with the rules of Pig Latin (generally teenagers, new parents, single Moms, single Dads) essentially anyone who is attempting to hide and/or mask their curse words. Examples of such efforts: out of respect for other people and/or to refrain from punishment for the use of perceived atrocious language. That is perhaps taking for granted the person or people listening don't know or understand Pig Latin.

Rebellious teen: "Mom, would it be ok to stay the night at Ashley's house?"(Insert obnoxious tone, used to beg for permission) "Please?"

Mom (who wasn't born yesterday): "Remind me... is this the Ashley who's traveling through Europe with her parents right now? I'm quite certain you aren't planning on flying to Europe tonight. Nice try."

Rebellious teen: "Do you have the whole town on speed dial?Jeez."
(Teen thinks another lie will solve this issue, so she can stay at Tommy's house instead.)

Mom retorts: "Right, I also heard that you've been hanging out with that older boy, Tommy. He has a reputation for having Herpes (amongst who knows what else.) So you aren't going to see him tonight. I'm on to you."

Rebellious teen: "uckfay ouyay itchbay - (and pretends to cough.

Mom: "What was that dear?"

Rebellious teen: "I was just practicing my German. I said that your hair looks pretty."

Mom: "Oh...thanks. Pig Latin is still around? I remember those days."

Rebellious teen: "Oh itshay." (Meaning 'Oh shit')

by pissed_off_unicorn April 7, 2017

Itchasm

1). The feeling one gets when scratching a long-running, very annoying itch. This usually applies to situations where the itchy person is in a public place for an extended period of time, and the itchy area is one generally not considered polite to scratch in public. Also applies to places where the person cannot reach to scratch, such as the middle of the back. Can also be referred to as an itchgasm.

Guy: Arg, I can't reach that itchy spot on my back!
Girl: I'll get it.
*Girl scratches itchy part of back
*Guy moans, in the middle of an itchasm

by LittleJoeRambler April 24, 2009

itchyballitis

when ones scrotam is itchy and needs to be scratched. Usually caused by intercorse with someone with crabs, or lack of cleaning of genitalia.

After a week without showering, I had sick itchyballitis.

by joe shmoezal June 9, 2007

Itchgasm

An itching orgasm; caused when you get thorny, then you must scratchsterbate, which causes you to have an itchgasm. When you get an itchgasm, you have to itch yourself so hard that you get to a point where it feels so good that you just cant stop.

Guy 1: Aw, dude, I was so thorny last night, I just had to scratchsterbate, and I had the best itchgasm. Yeah, that itch really outdid itself this time.

Guy 2: *slowly backs away*

by Spritzey the Fairy April 23, 2013