iswitch

When two individuals who don't know each other switch ipods and set it to shuffle and listen to the other person’s music. This is mostly common on public transport like a bus or train.

I iswitched with this guy on the bus today, his tunes were rank.

by Antisco May 5, 2008

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Ipswitch Clamroll

To blindfold a girl, bang her doggystyle, then go out for sushi while you let your friends come in one by one and have their way with her. You take off her blindfold and eat sushi in celebration.

G: Dude, you still going out with thunder thighs?
Kyle: Nah, I gave that bitch the Ipswitch Clamroll and dumped her.

by Lord Neep July 31, 2008

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Inwitchment

When an allegedly false witch hunt result in a real indictment

Donald Trump declared the investigations are just witch hunts. On March 29, 2023, he discovered the witch hunt was real resulting in an Inwitchment by Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg.

by jobpimp March 30, 2023

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I switch hit, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bisexual and have no desire to hook up with that person. Can be used by either gay or straight people. Especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.

Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

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