issou 

Expression referring to internet legend and spanish comedian El Risitas laughing. It is mostly being used to signify hilarity, to react to 'wtf' funny stuff or to mock someone else, or ourselves.

Person 1: Guess what!
Person 2: What?
Person 3: I accidentally created a mafia...
Person 4: ISSOU

issou by tmycoconuts December 14, 2019

issou 

a word frequently used on the forum 18-25 of jeuxvideo.com (french forum), often used to tell someone that he deserves something by making fun of him

You deserve, ISSOU

issou by Kyr4l August 28, 2018

issou 

A word used ironically like lmao or lol but in a more elegant way, use this word instead to show your superiority or if you're member of the Elite.

-Hey do you want to make an oral presentation about sexual harassement in front of everyone in the school to raise awarness of this major problem ?
-Issou gtfo

issou by antiNT October 22, 2018

Issou 

The word used by many, many users to describe their impatience to retarded people. The word came from the comedian called Juan Joya Borja, but is nicknamed as El Risitas for a lot of people.

Person A: Why the new MacBook Pro doesn't have any USB ports?
Person B: Because Tim Cook is a smartass who got the idea to remove all of them and sell them as dongles, issou.

Issou by cr0ss_sans January 28, 2019

parent issues 

When you have shitty parents leading you to have mommy and daddy issues. Unfortunately for you, you had to stay with one regardless of how incapable they were of caring for you. You often wonder what will become of you but if you stop and think for a bit then you'll realize that their bitch asses could have made you biologically but not psychologically. Show em what they're missing!

Mom: I'm going to a party for Christmas, don't know where you're going...
Spawn: .....oh, well I didn't have any plans but I guess I'll just stay here and study...
Dad: (Non-existent)
(Poor kid has parent issues)

parent issues by Unjustlybroken November 22, 2017

Issues or Cashews 

First used on the Cum Town podcast in a fugue state by co-host Nick Mullen, cashews or issues is what wiggers say as a warning during a dispute of some kind. The meaning being they are willing to escalate a conflict, or peacefully resolve it. The phrase is derived from "break nuts together" which in itself is derived from "break bread together" in this case the nuts/ bread being broken are cashews.

" We can pop a squatty at the table and break nuts, or we can have an issue. It's issues or cashews. It's on you my wigga. That's on you."
"Please stop. Stop calling me that."

Issues or Cashews by DuBigga in Dubai April 21, 2021

stepdad issues 

Whatever William Haynes has with the media

Daren: Is stepdad issues even a thing?

Will: Yeah. You know how a lot of people hate their stepdad, that's what I got with the media.

stepdad issues by RVW July 17, 2015