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Island Kid 

An Island Kid is a kid who lives on an island near mainland, one who is almost always spoiled and will snitch on anyone, including their friends.

They're found mostly in groups of three, varying in sizes, they're not smart, and don't get any humour besides crap and piss jokes.
Don't be threatened by them, unless your teacher is an Island Teacher, just avoid them because they're always right.
"Dude, Quintin is such a fucking Island Kid dude, he got me suspended for getting him out in 4-square, Fuck him dude."
Island Kid by Cooper Hand September 22, 2019
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staten islandd kidsss 

if you asked somebody in staten island to describe guys and girls that live on the island they it wouldnt be surprising if they said this:

Girls:
1. Mostly of Italian nationality
2. Sluts, whores, bitches, hoes, skanks
3. Have tanning passes to all the tanning salons
4. Get their nails done (preferably tips)
5. Have guido boyfriends
6. Walk arolund like they own the place with thier short mini jean skirts and their hair either starightened or scrunched
7. Have at least one piercing mostly on bellybutton
8. Drink uncontrollably
9. Act obnoxious around guys just so they can have attention
10. Have the famoous staten island accent
11. You can tell right away where they are from
12. Snobby and mean

Boys:
1. The Italian guidos
2. Spiky hair...tan...built body...wax eyebrows...manicures and peticures
3. You can call them "metrosexuals"
4. Very into themselves
5. Think they are black sometimes
6. Act liuke they are the only guy on staten island so they have to hook up with every girlon the island in one
week
7. Dress very nicely : pink shirts anyone???
8. Usually have an earring in their left ear (or is it right??) no its definitely left
9. Have slutty girlfriends and only lie them becsaue of what they give them

Anyway you can see how staten island kids are but thats ok cuz im one of them

you would ususally hear a staten isaldn person saying:
1. Yo
2. Mad sick/cool
3. Thats dope
4. What up
5. whats poppin
6. new "yawk"
7. Wharta (water)
8. Not pronuncing their R'S at the end of words
9. um goin out wit this girl tanite
10. u goin to da farrell dance tanite
11. How about them ladiess

Youw ill usually see the girls walking around with coach bags and fendi bags and ugg boots and the guys with their ferrari cars and pimped out clothes and jewelry
also there is alottt of DRAMAAAAAA
You may be thinkin that si people are madd rich???
well some of them are and some of them ACT!! like they are

i love staten isalnd though<333
staten islandd kidsss are madd cooolll!!!1

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026