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Iron Mike 

A dildoe specifically for the purpose of rectal penetration.
do you think she is going to call you? Oh no, she is probably buying batteries for her Iron Mike right now.
Iron Mike by TOTES MIGOATS October 26, 2011

Iron Mike 

n.
Nickname for a loose cannon RA who spazzes at every minor infraction of the rules.
Iron Mike wrote us up for sexual harassment for using the word "testicle."
Iron Mike by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

IRON MIKE HURST 

A football player that is a D1, 2 Time State Champion (#70 Michael “Mike” Hurst III) that played Center and Long Snapper for Belleville, MI in High School which would go on and play D1 College Football for the VMI Keydets during the 2023 Season playing Left Guard and Center as #76. He would go on and get his name “IRON MIKE” for his crazy attitude, killer mentality, love for the game and taking pain like it was nothing. Every Home Game, all 500 of his fellow “Brother Rats” (People of his Class) would chat his name loud and proud. IRON MIKE HURST was a pure stud and is one of a kind, never to be forgotten.
Adam: YOOO its IRON MIKE HURST my roommate

Will: he’s gonna kick sum ass this game bro
IRON MIKE HURST by Joneslitfs February 17, 2024