also known as
penis, tallywacker, johnson, pecker, woody, shaft, cock, wang, dick, snausage, lemonade machine, hammer, firestarter, poker, spikie, meat whistle, Richard's fire truck, salami, Polish surprise, keilbasa, trouser snake, one eyed
monster, purple headed yogurt slinger, teste teste two-shoes, battleshit,
willy, El Coq, pensi, <3 machine, etc.