Definitions by Injeanuity

iPology 

What you do after you mis- or drunk-text somebody.

I had to iPologize to Chris after texting from the bachelors' party last night!

My iPology was accepted following the "night I don't remember!"

iPology by Injeanuity February 21, 2010

Octomom 

A woman with 8 arms and legs capable of handling more and more kid stuff.

Geez! You'd think I was some Octomom or something with the kids' lives these days!

Octomom by Injeanuity February 6, 2009

Rushing the pastor 

Super Bowl Sunday when you're in a hurry to get out of church to watch the BIG game!

We'll be rushing the pastor Sunday morning so we can get good seats on the sofa for the big game before Joe passes us!

Rushing the pastor by Injeanuity February 5, 2009

giraffi 

Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

"Check out that awesome GIRAFFI on the Empire State Building!"

giraffi by Injeanuity January 26, 2009

Injeanuity 

Creative wordplay by a JEANius; most often JEANeologically inspired.

Wow! Sure took a lot of INJEANUITY to grant those three wishes!

Injeanuity by Injeanuity January 26, 2009