Iowan

Someone from the state of Iowa

Luke:"He's an Iowan, because he lives in Iowa"

Mr.Anal "wow no way!"

by Luke Johnson, Iowan February 23, 2005

Iowan

Any really kool giant that lives in the
area of the U.S. 90° to 96° W and 40° to 43° N

Also the adjective describing something from that area.

That 7-ft tall gal must be Iowan.

by Bandita Chinchilla March 18, 2009

Iowan

Only used in Wales, means the same as 'Keith' in England. A geek or nerd, someone without a clue who is usually a bit anal.

God, you're acting like a right Iowan

by Andy Williams September 20, 2003

iowan

a person from Iowa. Generally nice, as is in the Midwest, and probably grows corn or something

My Great Grandpa is Iowan

by resyfm December 11, 2023

Iowan

Winner

I'm an Iowan; all I do is win win win no matter what

by AFRICANeconomist July 29, 2025

Iowan Fishtail

When you are having unprotected vaginal sex from behind and when you pull out and climax, you take a couple steps back, then run up behind the female and slap her on the ass with your jizz covered penis.

Dude, this chick was soooo pissed when I gave her the Iowan Fishtail!

by FishAndSmitty May 18, 2011

Iowan Snowstorm

After extreme vaginal intercourse your girl queefs so hard cum splatters all over everything, representing a snowstorm.

"Brooooo I totally got Iowan Snowstorm 'ed by Melissa last night!
"Ewwwww! Are you okay?!"
"Yeah man, it was great!"

by Mantine December 1, 2017