invisiburn 

That sweet sensation you feel on your ass, but no matter how much you wipe, nothing is there

Guy 1: hey man, why are you walking funny?

Guy 2: sorry man, I have a bad case of invisiburn.

invisiburn by Guajiro August 20, 2017

Invisibrass 

When field promoted to a higher rank causing an inflated ego and a sassy attitude.

Damn man. Lil worm is really aggravating when he’s wearing that invisibrass.

Invisibrass by FD-User November 25, 2018

Invisiturd

Another way of saying phantom turd when all your friends over use that phrase.

When you poop and it disappears into the U-bend of the toilet and there is no residue on your toilet paper.

"Am i imaging things? I just pooped and it's no where to be seen. It was an invisiturd."

Invisiturd by Bryan St. Bryan May 18, 2009

invisibrake 

1) The Invisi-brake is an imaginary device normally used by passengers to stop a vehicle when the driver apparently seems not to be trying.

2) An imaginary invisibrake allows any passenger to avoid (or induce) a panic-stop regardless of the driver's actual intent.

3) invisi-brake, Invisibrake; device allowing any occupant other than the driver to affect stoppage of a vehicle already in motion.

As they sped toward the intersection, she wondered if he saw the red light and instinctively pressed hard on the invisibrake.

Hey, I'm not such a bad driver, get off that Invisi-brake! I have it under control.

I drive fast and loose so my wife is constantly slamming on the invisi-brake. Screaming is not allowed.

invisibrake by Hank McCoy August 7, 2006

join the choir invisibule 

To die. Derived from Monty Python's immortal Dead Parrot Sketch.

Example for "join the choir invisibule": "'E's rung down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibule!"

join the choir invisibule by zh84 October 18, 2006

invisiboner 

An invisiboner is a boner that is too small for anyone to notice except the one who has it. Invisiboner is the opposite of micro soft dick.

1. "When I got called up to the front of class, I was worried that everyone would laugh. However I was even more disappointed when no one noticed; That is when I realized my dick is so small that I have an invisiboner."
2. "The stripper grinded on Jim for 20 minutes but thought that he was suffering from a horrible case of erectile dysfunction; Little did she know that he actually was suffering from invisiboner, and was just too small for her to see or feel."

invisiboner by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

invisibrows 

Eyebrows that are hard to see (usually blonde)

You have invisibrows

invisibrows by TaggyChusssss June 21, 2017