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invisibrake 

1) The Invisi-brake is an imaginary device normally used by passengers to stop a vehicle when the driver apparently seems not to be trying.

2) An imaginary invisibrake allows any passenger to avoid (or induce) a panic-stop regardless of the driver's actual intent.

3) invisi-brake, Invisibrake; device allowing any occupant other than the driver to affect stoppage of a vehicle already in motion.
As they sped toward the intersection, she wondered if he saw the red light and instinctively pressed hard on the invisibrake.

Hey, I'm not such a bad driver, get off that Invisi-brake! I have it under control.

I drive fast and loose so my wife is constantly slamming on the invisi-brake. Screaming is not allowed.
invisibrake by Hank McCoy August 7, 2006

invisibrows 

Eyebrows that are hard to see (usually blonde)
You have invisibrows
invisibrows by TaggyChusssss June 21, 2017

invisibliss 

The state of comfort one enjoys while being "invisible" in a chat program, such as gmail chat. Being invisible allows you to pick and choose who you send an im, instead of being peppered by people you don't really want to talk to.
-"Hey man, hit me up on chat if you're invisibliss."

-"Dude, i can't get any work done... my girlfriend won't stop chatting with me on im... it's non-stop!

Dude you gotta go invisibliss."
invisibliss by DJ Murronious December 7, 2009

invisibrows 

Eyebrows that are there, but are basically invisible. Some people are born with giant, thick brows, others are born with invisibrows. Whether they're extremely sparse or super blonde, they are unfortunate.
"drawing your eyebrows on is freaky and gross"
"hey man, shut it. I was born with invisibrows. I look like a damned alien if I don't draw them on"
invisibrows by shutitdude December 15, 2014
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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