Invisibrass

When field promoted to a higher rank causing an inflated ego and a sassy attitude.

Damn man. Lil worm is really aggravating when he’s wearing that invisibrass.

by FD-User November 25, 2018

invisibrake

1) The Invisi-brake is an imaginary device normally used by passengers to stop a vehicle when the driver apparently seems not to be trying.

2) An imaginary invisibrake allows any passenger to avoid (or induce) a panic-stop regardless of the driver's actual intent.

3) invisi-brake, Invisibrake; device allowing any occupant other than the driver to affect stoppage of a vehicle already in motion.

As they sped toward the intersection, she wondered if he saw the red light and instinctively pressed hard on the invisibrake.

Hey, I'm not such a bad driver, get off that Invisi-brake! I have it under control.

I drive fast and loose so my wife is constantly slamming on the invisi-brake. Screaming is not allowed.

by Hank McCoy August 7, 2006

invisibrows

Eyebrows that are hard to see (usually blonde)

You have invisibrows

by TaggyChusssss June 21, 2017

invisibliss

The state of comfort one enjoys while being "invisible" in a chat program, such as gmail chat. Being invisible allows you to pick and choose who you send an im, instead of being peppered by people you don't really want to talk to.

-"Hey man, hit me up on chat if you're invisibliss."

-"Dude, i can't get any work done... my girlfriend won't stop chatting with me on im... it's non-stop!

Dude you gotta go invisibliss."

by DJ Murronious December 7, 2009

invisibrows

Eyebrows that are there, but are basically invisible. Some people are born with giant, thick brows, others are born with invisibrows. Whether they're extremely sparse or super blonde, they are unfortunate.

"drawing your eyebrows on is freaky and gross"
"hey man, shut it. I was born with invisibrows. I look like a damned alien if I don't draw them on"

by shutitdude December 15, 2014