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Invisiturd

Another way of saying phantom turd when all your friends over use that phrase.

When you poop and it disappears into the U-bend of the toilet and there is no residue on your toilet paper.
"Am i imaging things? I just pooped and it's no where to be seen. It was an invisiturd."
by Bryan St. Bryan May 18, 2009
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Invisi-turd

When you take a shit and it falls down the bend in the toilet before you flush, hiding it from sight.
Person 1-'Dude, I swear I just crapped...'
Person 2-'Musta' been an invisi-turd'
by 7cosmo1234 May 23, 2011
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invisiburn

That sweet sensation you feel on your ass, but no matter how much you wipe, nothing is there
Guy 1: hey man, why are you walking funny?

Guy 2: sorry man, I have a bad case of invisiburn.
by Guajiro August 20, 2017
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Invisitar

Meaning an invisable avatar in games.
When something has disappeared on the screen.
My avatar has become invisable,It's like an Invisitar.
I feel like i'm invisible, no one can see me!
by Thresa Green October 3, 2008
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