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self invite
A self invite, or SI, occurs when someone decides to invite themselves into an activity to which they were not explicitly invited.
An "epic SI" is a derivative of the SI, where this person continues to invite themselves after being explicitly told "you are NOT invited".
Very frequently, this type of social ineptitude leads to being labeled your dawg in jest.
An "epic SI" is a derivative of the SI, where this person continues to invite themselves after being explicitly told "you are NOT invited".
Very frequently, this type of social ineptitude leads to being labeled your dawg in jest.
Mich showed up at my Super Bowl party and ate all the chips. I didn't invite him, so he self invited himself!
self invite by moraleboatanchor March 24, 2013
mad invite
mad invite by lonely anon2 May 25, 2014
cummings invite
The Cummings Invite meant you where invited over for unprotected sex and would be cumming inside of her pussy.
cummings invite by Azzman66 September 14, 2018
Hippie Invite
When someone is wasted at the club and invites you to a party, then forgets who you are when you show up.
"Did you have a good time at that house party?"
"Nah dude, it was a hippie invite. Guy didn't even remember me."
"Nah dude, it was a hippie invite. Guy didn't even remember me."
Hippie Invite by K. Washington July 25, 2016
Fresh Invite
Not being thought of when your friends plan on doing something fun. Being excluded from something when you had free time. NOT GETTING THE INVITE
Me: So what did you do this weekend?
Joshua: AYE i had lunch with Arianna Grande, Kersten and Viktor!
Me: FRESH INVITE!
Joshua: AYE i had lunch with Arianna Grande, Kersten and Viktor!
Me: FRESH INVITE!
Fresh Invite by SexyBoy1994 September 20, 2012
conjugally invite
mike conjugally invited jeff to invest in his company
bernard madoff conjugally invited many prominent jews
bernard madoff conjugally invited many prominent jews
conjugally invite by investor February 17, 2009
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.