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Investment banker 

Someone you run away from at the first sight.
Tom: Hey there's an investment banker coming down the street. Bob: Lets cross the street!
Investment banker by stainless67 February 23, 2022
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Investment Banker 

Total baller. Probably graduated ivy league, makes six figures straight out of college and balls hard in NYC.

Often us bankers dislike poor people and other unprestigious things like equities in dallas
Yo dude, we can't go in that bar it's full of investment bankers and we only make $140k a year, dude we will get put to shame.
Investment Banker by The_Rainmaker January 10, 2010

Investment Banker 

Rhyming slang for wanker.
Hey, how come bob didn't show up at the party Saturday?

I don't know, I heard he got a job as an investment banker.
Investment Banker by Mpc1209 September 17, 2013

Investment banger 

n. someone who specialises in dating seemingly unattractive people that later blossom into fitties.
"Did you see Dave's missus, she's a 9/10". "She used to be such a munter, though. He's such an investment banger."
Investment banger by doctort123 August 20, 2015
Word of the Day on August 28, 2015
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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