Intoxification

A combination of intoxication and infection. It is the state one is in when they are ill with vomiting, diarrhea, a fever and a headache and the cause has yet to be determined by a doctor.

Dick was puking and shitting his pants so hard he was spinning cartwheels in midair. It might have been caused by the 10 vodka cruisers he drank the previous night, the bad Chinese food he had with it , a dog bite he got while traveling overseas or the bug his elderly mother just had. He called in to work sick and told his boss he had intoxification.

by FoodScigal July 13, 2014

Intoxification

This is the way you spell intoxication when you are dreaming of Friday night at the bar, race track, or weekend roping on a Tuesday afternoon.

I sure wish that I were in a state of intoxification right now... Alas, only three more days to go...

by Elitebd March 23, 2010

Public Intoxification

Becoming so extremely intoxicated that you completely blackout, commit at minimum 1 felony, and are in jail <<or>> about to enter court and be sentenced to prison before you're coherent and functionally sober enough to find out what felony/felonies you are being charged with.

"I indeed went "up the road Cisco", for 5 years, after sobering up and finding out I was in jail with a felony induced by Public Intoxifcation."

" Public Intoxification "

by RebelWolfQueen December 3, 2024

Inverse Intoxication Principle

The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.

Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.

Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.

Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.

by JC Swaggg November 25, 2012

Intoxicationship

A relationship, usually hooking up, that only occurs when both parties are drunk.

She wanted to get more serious, but I told her I liked our intoxicationship.

by Rowdy Ryan May 29, 2009

Anal intoxication

The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.

"Hey I just did some anal intoxication and got really drunk during school!" "You have a problem you sick bitch."

by Screechingmu March 6, 2008

premature intoxication

Getting wasted prior to leaving the house for a bar, party, or anywhere else you were planning on having drinks

Holy crap, did you guys see Craig last night? We went to his condo to have a few drinks before hitting the club, but he had already consumed enough vodka to cause a premature intoxication situation.

by 2dguy December 9, 2008