intoxicity

One's level of drunkenness, how intoxicated you have become.

What was my intoxicity level last night?

by JDollar January 4, 2009

Inverse Intoxication Principle

The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.

Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.

Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.

Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.

by JC Swaggg November 25, 2012

Intoxicate

1. To make somebody drunk with alcohol or stupefied with drugs or other substances.

2. To make somebody intensely excited or overjoyed, often so much so that the person becomes irrational.

If you're making someone drunk, you're busy to intoxicate him.

by Jafje May 20, 2007

Intoxicating

Incredibly consuming (Good or Bad).
Beyond stable thought.

Good-

The New girl's smile is intoxicating.

Bad-

The New guy's gas is intoxicating.

by Shahan March 31, 2008

Intoxicationship

A relationship, usually hooking up, that only occurs when both parties are drunk.

She wanted to get more serious, but I told her I liked our intoxicationship.

by Rowdy Ryan May 29, 2009

dialing while intoxicated

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.

I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.

by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

Anal intoxication

The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.

"Hey I just did some anal intoxication and got really drunk during school!" "You have a problem you sick bitch."

by Screechingmu March 6, 2008