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cumdrunk 

How a prostitute gets after sucking off & swallowing the cum of many drunks.
Sally the prostitute didn't like to drink, but she sucked and swallowed so much cum from drunks at the bar that she got drunk herself. Cumdrunk!
cumdrunk by Lyla the Cumpire July 14, 2006

cum drunk 

Being in a state that is comparable to intoxication after having experienced an exceptional orgasm. Usually results in stumbling around, disorientation, slurring of words/sentences, temporarily impaired vision and a cramp in a foot or a leg.
I fucked her so good she came hard and was cum drunk for like ten minutes afterward.
cum drunk by JSF87 October 3, 2011

Cum drunk 

The word that describes post orgasm clarity/ delusion. After sex you tend to say and do things you wouldn’t under normal conditions. The confession of love or a sudden burst of energy are common.
“ I can’t believe that Sam admitted she loved me”
“ she doesn’t love you homie. You don’t have a car or a job, girl was cum drunk”

cum drunk whore 

A whore who drinks so much cum she stumbles around like a drunkard.
"Look at that cum drunk whore, falling around. She reminds me of your mom."
cum drunk whore by Nasty Bastige August 14, 2007

cum-drunk 

cum drunk is how I get when I've sucked the cumgasms out of fifteen other cadets dicks and my head is spinning.
I got cum-drunk at last week's party!
cum-drunk by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

Cum Drunk 

My personal story: I'm going to refer to him as Master and me as slave. Master always picks slave up at the location they first met. Master takes me back to his place and allows me play. During said playtime...I may or may not have drank the juices right from him. I had things to do that day but when he dropped me off, I got in my car and made it to to the bank across from the store that he picked me up from. I still had to do some shopping, after my banking I drove right away and forgot about my shopping. I live 30 minutes away from my Master and I don't even remember the drive there. I do know that I missed my exit and when I realized where I was I had to reroute back to home. I told him later what happened and he said I was cum drunk. I've never had that happen before. Just a slave here saying that it really is a thing.
Did you find your way home or are you still cum drunk?
Cum Drunk by Master's Slave December 12, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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