A person who thinks he is cool on the INTERWEB and all Tech Savvy. I know a guy who is connected 24/7 but does not work on the web, just skyping, FB general KAK. But thinks he is a rocket Interwebber because he knows how to turn the Lap top on!!! Duh
Like if you surf in a wave pool you are an INTERSURFER. Because it is safe and there are no sharks, so how real is it?
I surf the web 24/7 therefore I are an INTERWEBBER
I went to the Surf shop and I interwebbed with my mates, connected internally.
A self-proclaimed intellectual! In all actuality, this individual is the worst type of so-called smart person since their knowledge is collected from any internet search engine they can access quickly enough to stall for time in hopes of being first to having the answer to whatever stupid discussion this individual is involved in.
Person 1: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound?
Person 2: Mmmm?
Noise from Person 2 computer: Keyboard keys furiously clicking away!
Person 2: ACTUALLY, If a tree falls....
Person 1: Shut your face with those interwebsmarts! I just saw you on Wiki!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!