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intervesting

Internet investing - investing of one's money with an investment company on the internet or online as opposed to sitting in an office with an investment adviser.
I found it so interesting that I was able to buy my mutual funds online today, Internet investing is so easy. I think intervesting is for me!
by theWebNut May 9, 2016
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intervesting

investing in the inside of the human body by paying for someone elses transplant, surgery, ect...
Gates moved to a new market today, intervesting in Paul's kidney.
by forrestplantjerkit September 24, 2010
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The Most Interesting Man in the World

The Most Interesting Man in the World is an advertising campaign for the Dos Equis brand of beer.
The advertisements feature a bearded, debonair gentleman roughly in his 70s, portrayed by actor Jonathan Goldsmith.
They also feature a montage (mostly in black and white) of daring exploits involving "the most interesting man" when he was younger.

Here are some interesting facts about the mot interesting man in the world:

He lives vicariously through himself.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
Cuba imports cigars from him.
His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He bowls overhand.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
His passport requires no photograph.
He can identify UFOs
His words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw
The Most Interesting Man in the World requires no example.
by canopen123canclosed March 11, 2015
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Mr Interesting

Ironic name for a tedious individual who believes himself to be the most interesting thing around. Mr Interestings tend to be fat security guards with ugly girlfriends. They drone on and on about the most inconsequential things and expect their audience to be rivetted.
Oh shit, here comes Mr Interesting.

And his repulsive girlfriend.

Let's run before they collar us. Once that boring bastard starts talking we can kiss goodbye to the whole fucking week.
by lumpbag May 16, 2009
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Intercepting

the art of excitedly returning to your email inbox after receiving a notification about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. Intercepting is only necessary if the comment is not there, which means the publisher deleted the comment. Intercepting is usually done after 11pm.
We did a lot of intercepting at Amrit's house last night!
by pujneet November 2, 2010
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Internesting

A cocoon of blankets and pillows you bury yourself in whilst spending long periods of time on the internet
even though her friends were going out, Sally would rather spend her weekend Internesting.
by Super_Pooper_Loser October 12, 2016
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Internetting

To make use of the Internet, For finding information or other.
"according to my Internetting this book is available ."

"I think i might just buy it and see! Meant to be good according to my internetting."
by Imaginaryboy September 22, 2005
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