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International Talk Like A Pirate Day
Finding out about International Talk Like A Pirate Day was a Wonderful Happy time! This is Real & worldwide.
International Talk Like A Pirate Day by Starchylde May 21, 2016
Strongest Army On The Internet
The strongest army on the internet, being Greg, this is the only time you can look this up.
(A reference from Danny Gonzalez, Youtuber)
(A reference from Danny Gonzalez, Youtuber)
Strongest Army On The Internet by zuccsucc May 24, 2018
Strongest Army On The Internet
Strongest Army On The Internet by Carl_TheLlama March 30, 2019
International NYC Day
“Do you know what day today is?”
“September something?”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
“International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”
Originally published 9/17/1999
“September something?”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
“International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”
Originally published 9/17/1999
International NYC Day by user1011001 November 1, 2022
Strongest Army On The Internet
Greg is the strongest army on the internet. If you are one of Greg, you are immune to all diseases and you will live forever.
(Danny Gonzalez is the owner of the army. He is the reincarnation of Jesus.)
(Danny Gonzalez is the owner of the army. He is the reincarnation of Jesus.)
Guy 1: Are you part of Greg?
Guy 2: I'm not. What is Greg?
Guy 1: Greg is the strongest army on the internet. You will be immortal if you join Greg. The only thing you have to give up is your oil and tobacco.
Guy 2: I'm not. What is Greg?
Guy 1: Greg is the strongest army on the internet. You will be immortal if you join Greg. The only thing you have to give up is your oil and tobacco.
Strongest Army On The Internet by greg4life November 12, 2018
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