intercrank

basically the intercrank is the engine driving the internet forward and we all take turns turning it when we post comments or write blog posts or get bots to aggregate data or post facebook status updates about our cats

jim: what are you up to joe
joe: just turnin the old intercrank
jim: wut
joe: writing a post about scarves for my blog shawls to the wall

by whatsallthisthn October 21, 2011

Interwank USB

Cyber Wanking, Sex, or engaging in porn via computer or internet. OR stick your dick in a USB port and constantly thrust in and out to sexy and hot computer pictures and other HARDware

Person 1: Did you hear the news yesterday?
Person 2: Yea I heard someone did an Interwank USB

by 69doopa April 24, 2015

Interwanking

The practise masturbating whilst using the internet to browse pornographic materials. Applies to males and females.

That guy is a creep, always in front of the computer, interwanking....

by Astrotoy7 March 21, 2009

Interwank USB Virus

This definition requires you to look up Interwank USB to understand this definition ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Associated with the popular fetish - Interwank USB - i.e engaging in hot cyber wanking or sex while getting hot to computer hardware by sticking your penis into any USB Port, if you like it from the front or the back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). If one were to not clean the viruses from a computer or to not use protective gear like a condom, one can get a virus called Interwank USB Virus, this can be transmitted mainly via USB 1.0 or USB 2.0 ports. USB 3.0 ports makes the symptoms 3 times worse as it transmits faster than normal USB ports. Symptoms are as follows:

Worms
Trojan Horses
Malware
Ejaculation Infections
Rashes around your penis and USB port
CPU Brain Damage
Penis own Firewall
Cockblocking caused by penis firewall
Desire to vote for Donald Trump
Thinking that President Jacob Zuma is a good president
Premature Ejeculation

As of typing this Definition there is no cure for this virus as millions of dollars in research in this virus is still heading in dead ends. This virus is confirmed to be sexually transmitted and can be transferred to multiple people via engagement of sex.

Masturbate safely.

Guy1: Computer did you run your antivirus yesterday?
Computer: Maybe.
Guy1: Fuck it ok

-One Day later-

Guy1: I had sex with my computer last night
Guy2: Did you wear a condom?
Guy1: No? Why?
Guy2: Your computer has a virus
Guy1: Oh shit
Guy2: You have Interwank USB Virus

by 69doopa June 22, 2016

intertranny

A portmanteau referring to a male who roleplays a female online.

That elf flirting with you is an intertranny.

by wRoR March 15, 2007

Alaskan interchange

Like an Alaskan pipeline using a rubber glove.

I made an Alaskan interchange and my shit split 5 ways

by the san diegan August 1, 2018

TTP Interchange

Where walt dog goes in the morning to get to school where all the lads go to have scraps. Wright dog went here and made cunts refuse then rolled them for their culture kings. In 1988 Palm dog rolled the first cunt there

At TTP Interchange some cunt got stabbed

by kel dog October 20, 2021