intercest

(from combining internet + incest) When you finally meet up with your 'secret' internet lover & find out that it's your dad/mom/brother/sister/aunt/uncle/cousin

- Dude I'm never chatting on mIRC again, did you hear what happened to Bruce?
- What?
- He met up with SexyGal4u69me & found out it was his sisterrrr
- Gross!! Intercest!!!!

by catfight12 January 9, 2009

to intercept a diarrhea

when you feel you have diarrhea and make an enema to get the "bad shit" thats causing the diarrhea out of your body and end it quickly

A: Yesterday I had diarrhea and spend the whole day shitting.
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks

by Sir Asbestos December 21, 2019

internester

Someone having set up cozy comfortable places for themself all over the internet, so you can always find them there day or night at anytime.

If you are online twenty four seven you may be an internester.

by jpg3 November 11, 2011

zone of interest

The genitals or genital region of a human female. Usually refers only to that of an attractive woman; homely women are typically said to possess a zone of disinterest.

Her zone of interest was engorged and swollen, oozing out the slimy evidence of her arousal.

by J. Grigor Wladislaw June 4, 2009

The Most Interesting Man in the World

The Most Interesting Man in the World is an advertising campaign for the Dos Equis brand of beer.
The advertisements feature a bearded, debonair gentleman roughly in his 70s, portrayed by actor Jonathan Goldsmith.
They also feature a montage (mostly in black and white) of daring exploits involving "the most interesting man" when he was younger.

Here are some interesting facts about the mot interesting man in the world:

He lives vicariously through himself.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
Cuba imports cigars from him.
His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He bowls overhand.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
His passport requires no photograph.
He can identify UFOs
His words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw

The Most Interesting Man in the World requires no example.

by canopen123canclosed March 11, 2015

imterestomg

(adjective) an uncommon misspelling for the word "interesting"

"Oh imterestomg, I've never seen something that big before."
"That's what she said."

by No_one_yet_everyone May 13, 2020

Best interest

You have good intentions for something or someone

You like me but your dating someone else I’ll keep it in your best interest 😉

by Okonamahailey March 27, 2020