Verb

To take s school report from your mailbox before your parents have seen it and destroy it.
John: "Hey Reg, How'd it go when your parents saw your report card?"

Reg: "Oh they never saw it, I intercepted."
by Reginald March 03, 2004
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WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT INTERCEPT MEANS?!!?!?!?! IT MEANS NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
You dont need to know what intercept fucking means
by SHHHHHHH IM NOT HERE January 06, 2021
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the art of excitedly returning to your email inbox after receiving a notification about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. Intercepting is only necessary if the comment is not there, which means the publisher deleted the comment. Intercepting is usually done after 11pm.
We did a lot of intercepting at Amrit's house last night!
by pujneet November 01, 2010
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Any pass that Eli Manning throws during an NFL regular season.
Eli Manning went 5/18 interceptions with 4 completions
by serphas September 08, 2014
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When you steal someone elses girl or girlfriend (commonly used among Football Jocks)
jock 1: Matt intercepted carly right from Dylan !!

jock2: That kid gets interceptions on and off the field

jock1: yea I feel kinda bad for Dylan though
by Jock 059 January 07, 2010
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When you are interested in a person at a party, you are on the verge of making a move, and just as you are about to you find someone else already making out with them, etc.

Also used in the present tense as "intercepted"

Person 1: I went to make a move on that girl, but she was tongue deep in another dude's mouth.

Person 2: INTERCEPTION!
by esj5004 September 03, 2007
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